May 31, 2009

Aaj ki taaza khabar @ NITDGP

It will be one of the longest post in my blog. Plagiarism as you may call, but I own the right to reproduce the content of which I was a part of. A proof of what friendship actually means in Engg college, the life in its most humorous form, and that is non derogatory sarcasm.

Folks this is from one of the postings of one of our Orkut community "Aaj ki taaza khabar @ NITDGP" and it truly gives all sorts of proof that how "vela" we all were in our final year. Those were really best moments in the college. However, very unfortunately later on things became very awful amongst the so very lovely freindship of ours. But things are over now, and everyone is doing well. Please go thorugh the posts and feel nostalgic, yeah thats the intention, to make you feel damn nostalgic, and if you feel like crying for losing all those moments then you can do so in the comments section. This also reveals a few of the dark secrets of our campus, which are still unknown to our parents. So please avoid virals which may reach the parents.

10/26/07 AZHAR

aaj ka khabar 26-10-07
1.aaj chunnu aur uske wing ka peene ka plan hai aab dekhna hoga ki out kaun nahi hota hai kyon ki almost sab hi ho jayenge.
10/26/07 Rohin Chaurasia

welcome to the jungle....

are aaj SIR aur GOYAL DA ghar se jungle ko waapas laut chuke hai....
10/26/07DeCent dEvil..

main dawe ke saath keh sakta hoon ki chunnu out nahi hoga kyunki chunnu "FAULAAD" ka bana hai aur use daru jaisi cheezon ka nasha nahi hota
hehhe

10/26/07Click to chat 1st Anniversary@

jab dc aa hi gaya hai toh bakchodi toh hogi hi.............dc ko salam...........

10/26/07AZHAR

health concious chunnu aaj se chunnu ganja marna band kar rah hai only darooo

10/26/07Click to chat 1st Anniversary@

daaru se kya hoga uska.......................

10/26/07 \3 \ K \ R /-\ N

bhai kapil aaj se do din ke baad wing mein khabhi nahi dikhega....so wing walon jaldi jaldi mil lo....

10/26/07 \3 \ K \ R /-\ N

aaj bawala daddu ke pass nahi jayega.....

10/26/07 Sunny Agarwal..

....abhi ki tajaa khabar .........chunnu ko hua hai jukaam ...isiliye aaj maarenge ko rum......

10/26/07alok

@ Bikiran

kripa kar k aap aaj ki taaza khabar par concentrate karein... do din baad ki nahi..... community k naam ki garima ko banayein rakhein.....

10/26/07Sunny Agarwal..

....... bhaiyon ......chunnu ne abhi abhi decide kia hai ki woh aaj dinner nahi karenge .........par kyun ??? ......ne gusses ??

10/26/07\3 \ K \ R /-\ N

abe navpreet sachin aur pawar da ne maal mara yeah kya taja khabar ho sakti hai......i m litle bit confused....???

10/26/07Sunny Agarwal..

vishvast sutro se pata chala hai ki.....anshuman ...jo ki kareeban 5:30 baje shaam ko ......hall 9 ke peeche se gandhi more ki pre jaane wale raaste pe dekhe gaye the ......abhi tak laute nahi hain ..........

10/26/07 \3 \ K \ R /-\ N

haan bhai sayad unko fungus ki padeshani ne fir se apne majboot sikhanje mein zakar rakha hai


10/26/07alok

@bikiran

newspaper mein roz loot maar , murder n kidnapping hi hoti hai... par fir bhi woh taaza khabar hai.....
maal aaj laaya gay hai... aaj shaam.. taaza taaza..... isliye taaza khabar hai ye.....
n pawar saahab joing dis maal party fr d last time as he announced at gandhi more......
so pawar sahab all d best

10/26/07Sunny Agarwal..

kal subah se ravi da ka jhoops khul rha hai ........so more gandhi more aur DI

10/26/07 Sunny Agarwal..

nomore ...gandhi more ...

10/26/07 AZHAR

abhi abhi taaza kahabar yeh aayi hai ki angshu-man bawla pande aur ustad ke saath dekhe gaye hai ..gandhi mode mai


10/26/07Sunny Agarwal..

sriman choksey ne aaj kai dinon ke ghor upwas ke baad .........khush hokar ...raat ka khana khane ka nirnay liya hai .........


10/26/07 Sandeep Reddy @

kyun

bikiran bata ki bawala kyun nhi jayega daddu ke pass????

10/26/07hell's angel

taaza khabar

aaj ki khabar mein di gayi khabar k aaj pandey daddu k pass nahin jayega ki pushti nahi ki ja sakti hai................kyonki jab bawla daddu k pass jata hai tab saari duniya so rahi hoti hai....................waise bhi chahe duniya upar se neeche ho jaye...yaa chunnu daaru chod de.........yaa humara college mein padhai hone lage ..................pandey daddu k yahan jaana nahin chodd sakta haiiiiiiiiiii.......................

10/26/07DeCent dEvil..

aur nit canteen me jab chauksey ji khaana khane hi wale the unhe chunnu ki cigg ke dhuen ke karan bhayankar khansi ho gayi...thik waise hi jaise pagal kutte ko hoti hai
isliye aap logon se nivedan hai ki jab chunnu kahin pe ciggi peeta dikhai de to bhoolke bhi paas na jaayein warna ye aapki sehat ke liye hanikarak siddh ho sakta hai..


10/26/07 hell's angel

taaza khabar

aaj ki taaza khabar ka naya update....................

vikas ko kisi anjaan no se call aaya hai ...............
aur humari gupt sootro k anusaar woh kisi neha aka pooja naam ki ladki ke dost ka tha aur us ladki ne kaha hi abhi neha ko call mat karo ABHI kyon ki abhi PHONE PAPA K PASS HAI........baad mein zaroor call karna................yeh soochna bahut hi akhand aadharo per sthith hai is liye kripya isse mazak nahin samjhe...........

tip of the day [\red] :: yeh aam soochna hai ki anil kisi bhi ladki k liye kisi bhi dost ka kaat sakta hai.............kabhie bhi.....................to yaaaro chain se soona hai to jaago..
10/26/07alok

laut aaya CHANDRA...........

aaj canteen mein khana khate samay.. humein saubhagaya se us prani k dharshan hue jink naam se hi chaaron dishayon ka ghor andhera dur ho jata hai.... ji haan.. sahi pehchana aapne.... one n only CHANDRA... ASHISH CHANDRA.... jo ki Lucknow ki dharti ko pawan kark laut aaye hain.......

Chandra ne lko se durgapur ki journey ,jo ki aam taur par 18 ghate ki hoti hai, ko 29 ghanton mein pura kark ek naya kirtimaan haasil kiya hai..... shayad train k driver ko pata tha ki train mein shri shri .. 1008 shri chandra ji maharaj trave;l kar rahe hain......
jai ho chandra dev ki....

10/26/07 Rahul

NAMASTE!!!

abhi abhi so ke utha aur pata chala ki POLO-SUDO-MAN daru peeene gaya hai isliye phir se sone ja rha hoon....
jenhe bhi bachna ho kripa apne apne rooms band karke light off kar le aur jitna bhi khat khataya jaye, darwaza na khole!!!!!

10/26/07vikas

breaking news

powae aur navpreet aur sachin g***a maar rahe hae hai
pawar ke room par.....powar maggi bana raha hai jisk khani hai aa jaye

10/26/07 Rahul

aur haan pawar ka yeh bhi kehna hai ki 4 5 logon ke layak maggi hai!!!!!

nokameikto arikitojiriki...."> 10/26/07 PAwaN SInghi-->

Extra offer !!

Maggi khatam hone par Pawar ki ghar se layi kachoriyan di jayegi !!!!

10/26/07 vikas

VISHESH SUCHNA................

abhi abhi khabar aayi ha ki maal aur daaru party ne gathbandhan kar liya hai aur PRABHU ne apni maggi ki suraksha k liye polo sudo man ko bulaya hai is karan aap ki jaan khatre mein ho sakti hai agar aap wahan jaane ki koshish kare ....................

10/26/07Navpreet

Conditions Apply.....

all those who come for maggi have to join the party and participate in it.... i guess u understood..... Tc bYe....

nokameikto arikitojiriki....">10/26/07 PAwaN SInghi-->

Bikash ko sab community memeber ki taraf se hardik aabhar prakat karta hun !! jinhone humhe poloman ke kahar se bachne ke liye inti mahatawpooran suchna di !!!

10/27/07 Navpreet

plz be genuin...

yeh bikash namak balak man ghadant baatein kar raha hai.... this news is wrong....
warning to all those who dont keep this in mind.... TaKe CaRe


10/27/07 vikas

bikash ki khabar jhoothi aur bebuniyaad hai

nokameikto arikitojiriki...."> 10/27/07 PAwaN SInghi-->

Bikas ki membership par khatra !!

Uper mili gawahi ke tahat bikas ka is community main rahne par ab sawal utna chahiye !!! jhuti khabar fela kar vo logon ko gumrah karna chahte hain !!

10/27/07 d more i know

maggie

jisko maggie khani ho...pawar ke room pe aa jao
jaldi

10/27/07 vikas

mai aa raha hoon

..

10/27/07Sunny Agarwal..

poloman ....5 peg maarne ke pachaaat .......jara sa out ho gaye hain .....abhi woh mishra ke room mein baithkar ......gtalk pe ek laude ko chaat rahe hain ...usse ashleel baatein kar rahe hain......................g unit ke logon se sadar nivendan hai ki woh kripa karke yahan aayein ....aur padam shri sudoman ko yahan se le jaayen

10/27/07 hell's angel

bikaash da playboy

aaj ki taaza khabar ka naya update....................

vikas ko kisi anjaan no se call aaya hai ...............
aur humari gupt sootro k anusaar woh kisi neha aka pooja naam ki ladki ke dost ka tha aur us ladki ne kaha hi abhi neha ko call mat karo ABHI kyon ki abhi PHONE PAPA K PASS HAI........baad mein zaroor call karna................yeh soochna bahut hi akhand aadharo per sthith hai is liye kripya isse mazak nahin samjhe...........

10/27/07.............

aaj subah

aaj main subah 8:51 AM par utha...
uthate hi room se bahar moothne nikala...
aur dekha ki sir aur pawar apne kapadon ko dhoop dikhaane
le jaa rahe the...sir ke loom par awasthy ki aatma poloman and co ki
jammu ki photos dekh raha tha...fir woh mere ko dekhkar hanste hue
bathroom ko ho liya..aur hanste hue hagne chalaa gayaa...

10/27/07Click to chat Lokesh Awasthy

Muktansh AKA 'Mutth'aansh AKA Partner AKA ACE AKA GUPTAANG ghar se wapas aa gaye hain..unke paas laddoon aur mithaiyon ka poora zakhira hai!!
10/27/07 vikas

abhu abhi khabar aayi hai kya woh zakhira abhi abhi khatam ho gaya hai .................
aur apne guptang bbhaiya sone ki koshish kar rahe hain ...........is karan koi use disturb karne naa jaaye..........


10/27/07DeCent dEvil..

mujhe abhi apne vishvasniya sutron se pata chala hai ki aaj shayad dopahar 3-4 baje ke aas paas bhukamp aane ki sambhawna hai .
isliye sabhi logon se nivedan hai ki sambhal kar rahein..
agyaat sutron se pata chala hai dhunna namak vishaalkay prani aaj hostel me wapis aa jaega is liye hostel ka cetre of mass and equilibirium shift hone ke poore chances hain jisse ki bhukamp aa sakta hai...
isiliye kripya dopahar ke baad apna dhyan rakhein aur band kamron se bahar nikalein warna aisa bhi ho sakta hai ki kahin aap un band kamron mein hamesha ke liye band ho jayein

over and out.
deepak..
aaj ki taaza khabar

10/27/07Click to chat Lokesh Awasthy

abey iss KAL TAK ke DC ko mooh band karo

10/27/07hell's angel

DOGA (kutte) ka aatank

doston sochiye ki aap gehri naand mein so rahe hoon aur sapna dekh rahe ho ki aap shikar per gaye hain...............apne apne shikar k jigar per nishana lagaya aur woh dard se karha ne laga...................per yeh kya sapna toot jane k baad bhi karhne ki aawaz aa rahi hai..............................haan doston yeh koi dokha nahin hai ....................

humare hi hall ke humare hi wing mein ek kutta hai jo chori chipe logon k roomm mein chuppp kar so jata hai ...........................uska aisa karne ke kahi karan ho sakte hain....jaise ki woh kutaa humare beach mein reh kar konfuse ho gaya hai ki woh bhi hum mein se ek hai aur kisi k bhi room per so sakta hai..........ya ho sakta hai ki woh observe kar raha ho ki ek engg aue ek kutte mein kya fark hai...................per sabse alag ek rai yeh hai ki woh kutta LH ka JASOOS ya AGENT hai jo yahan ki khabrein wahan pahunchane ka kam kar raha hai...................

kaaran koi bhi ho per kutte k aatank se koi bhi nahin bacha .....hai raat hote ho sab appne room band kar so jaate hain.............kutte ko kisi room se bhagaye jaane per saare log apna room band kar lete hain taki kutta unke room mein na aa jaye...

is liye doston doston kutta ya kaha jaye ki hall 4 ka aatank yakaha jaye ki DOGA se bachna ho to humesha sawdhan rahe.........

...................................chain se sona hai to jaago..................................

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