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April 21, 2010
How Narayan Murthy reached the top of Infosys
A post from me after a long long time. Have a look....
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January 17, 2010
I am a busy bee now
Yeah, its quite evident from my blog. Although now I have a domain of my own and am working on it, but my life has become so damn happening and so many things have happened in last few months that my sweet blog didn't find any time for posts. No more dilly dallying from now.
We are already in 2010, and last year went with a sonic speed for me. I think this is one of the worst things you experience after passing out from Engineering college, that the years pass so damn fast. It has been a very nice year for me, full of trips and excursions. Started with Trek in Bandhavgarh with family, then I went Kasauli, Delhi, Harihareshwar (unforgettable Konkan trip), Lonavala, Cricket Matches at Aksa Beach, Shifted to Bangalore, Port Blair, Havelock Island, Pondicherry, my home sweet home and then ended the year with old friends and celebrated the best ever New Year eve. The year was also good for my tummy which always longs for good food. It processed lots of Konkani food last year, and for sure has become a fan of Mallu cuisine. With its love for Sea food increasing exponentially, I feel feeding it with the same in the coming year will be good for me.
Some resolutions for the coming year as usual, expecting some huge turnarounds this year and more over wish it to be most fruitful for the entire world and praying for happiness for everyone. Have a great 2010 !!!!
September 9, 2009
Understanding the financial crisis
Heidi is the proprietor of a bar somewhere in Europe. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers - most of whom are unemployed alcoholics - to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).
Word gets around and as a result increasing numbers of customers flood into Heidi's bar.
Taking advantage of her customers' freedom from immediate payment constraints, Heidi increases her prices for wine and beer, the most-consumed beverages. Her sales volume increases massively.
A young and dynamic customer service consultant at the local bank recognizes these customer debts as valuable future assets and increases Heidi's borrowing limit.
He sees no reason for undue concern since he has the debts of the alcoholics as collateral.
At the bank's corporate headquarters, expert bankers transform these customer assets into DRINKBONDS, ALKBONDS and PUKEBONDS. These securities are then traded on markets worldwide. No one really understands what these abbreviations mean and how the securities are guaranteed. Nevertheless, as their prices continuously climb, the securities become top-selling items.
One day, although the prices are still climbing, a risk manager (subsequently of course fired due his negativity) of the bank decides that slowly the time has come to demand payment of the debts incurred by the drinkers at Heidi's bar.
However they cannot pay back the debts.
Heidi cannot fulfill her loan obligations and claims bankruptcy.
DRINKBOND and ALKBOND drop in price by 95 %. PUKEBOND performs better, stabilizing in price after dropping by 80 %.
The suppliers of Heidi's bar, having granted her generous payment due dates and having invested in the securities are faced with a new situation. Her wine supplier claims bankruptcy, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor.
The bank is saved by the Government following dramatic round-the-clock consultations by leaders from the governing political parties.
The funds required for this purpose are obtained by a tax levied on the non-drinkers.
Now I hope you finally understand our current Financial Crisis!
August 2, 2009
Caricatured
My sweet Dad and Mom, victim of a cartoonist's imagination, painted in purple by me. Whattey fun!!!!June 3, 2009
Dharti gol thi.....
(clock wise from top Varun Sharma the Prof. , Mr. D, Mr. Me, Vav Singh, Satty the sattu, Mr. handu apna Mangu ::: Photographer - Megh)Our college was such a place where I really felt that the Earth is round. Reason for this was the omnipresence of our beloved Mr. D (thats what he calls himself, what others calls him is a bit abusive, rather true). Until second year, it didn't mattered, whoever you are, wherever you may be in the campus, every one had this very fear that Mr. D (and the reason for my not using his real name is that he feels it derogatory) might arrive any moment to blabber, and bore you till death. He was an expert, and later on people started bullying him to get rid of his annoyance. My day in college was never complete without giving a dose of my stupefied 'Gyan' to him, so that he shuts his mouth up.
These days things have changed, and I have started feeling things are growing flatter, and so is the earth, We are getting away, despite the advances in Telecommunication and Internet. The reason being Mr. D is having a job, which fills his mouth with tons of stinking Indian Rupee notes, it keeps his mouth shut, and to add to it, Mr.D has also found his better half, rather his better three-fourth, Miss P. So Miss P keeps him busy, whenever he feels he is free. Its good for the Earth actually, and since Miss P has entered into Mr. D's life, the average intelligence of the Earth measured by the talks of people has increased significantly. Thanks a lot Miss P for doing this, keep on doing it, you are very good at it. These days they are in Delhi, making Merry. Something which we did two years back while interning at CARE (Center for Advanced Research in Electronics) in 'IIT Delhi', yeah I want to stress on the intern part because that was a hell of task for us. The title of our dissertation still scares the hell out of me. The pic below will justify it.
These days things have changed, and I have started feeling things are growing flatter, and so is the earth, We are getting away, despite the advances in Telecommunication and Internet. The reason being Mr. D is having a job, which fills his mouth with tons of stinking Indian Rupee notes, it keeps his mouth shut, and to add to it, Mr.D has also found his better half, rather his better three-fourth, Miss P. So Miss P keeps him busy, whenever he feels he is free. Its good for the Earth actually, and since Miss P has entered into Mr. D's life, the average intelligence of the Earth measured by the talks of people has increased significantly. Thanks a lot Miss P for doing this, keep on doing it, you are very good at it. These days they are in Delhi, making Merry. Something which we did two years back while interning at CARE (Center for Advanced Research in Electronics) in 'IIT Delhi', yeah I want to stress on the intern part because that was a hell of task for us. The title of our dissertation still scares the hell out of me. The pic below will justify it.
No comments please......
May 31, 2009
Bhrashtachaar ki oonchi udd rahi Kite hai
Just churning my memory zone a bit too hard to get the lines out of this incident.
He arrived late night. I was asleep then, only came to know in morning that my Maternal Grandpa's brother came to visit us last night. I was 5 years old when this happened. I Was happy to meet him in the morning and left for school. After I came back, i asked Mom I have to deliver something in this independence day function at school. The class teacher (Sarkar teacher) has asked to do so. It is nearing and dad seems so oblivious of it. Who will write a speech for me. My Nanaji's brother who also is to be referred as Nanaji but a bit Vice one, I mean Chhote Nana, said lets do one thing. Why not recite some Hindi poem. I said I have been asked to deliver an English speech. But he said why not a poem. I had no clue, as to who will write. I said a strict no to him, after half an hour he came up with something, to which I just couldn't refuse, it was very easy for me to understand and memorize to be orated that very day. A few lines which I recall today from the poem goes like this
He arrived late night. I was asleep then, only came to know in morning that my Maternal Grandpa's brother came to visit us last night. I was 5 years old when this happened. I Was happy to meet him in the morning and left for school. After I came back, i asked Mom I have to deliver something in this independence day function at school. The class teacher (Sarkar teacher) has asked to do so. It is nearing and dad seems so oblivious of it. Who will write a speech for me. My Nanaji's brother who also is to be referred as Nanaji but a bit Vice one, I mean Chhote Nana, said lets do one thing. Why not recite some Hindi poem. I said I have been asked to deliver an English speech. But he said why not a poem. I had no clue, as to who will write. I said a strict no to him, after half an hour he came up with something, to which I just couldn't refuse, it was very easy for me to understand and memorize to be orated that very day. A few lines which I recall today from the poem goes like this
भ्रष्टाचार की ऊंची उड़ रही kite है ,There were a few more lines in it, which I am not able to recall right now, but I feel I can add a few more lines to it as a tribute to my chhote Nanji, the one amongst many such unsung heroes of our motherland who envisaged this country's future and acted in a way that coming generations have much better of what they had.
गरीबो की रोटी से हरदम fight है |
अमीरों के घरों में देखो रात को भी कितनी Light है ,
और गरीबों की बस्ती में आज फिर से Blackout है|
नित नयी इमारतों की बन रही Layout है,
मजदूर के झोपडे अभी भी छत Without है|
मंत्रियों की देखो कितनी रंगीन Day-night है,
और नौकरशाहों की भी कितनी मस्त Life है|
यह सब देख के लगता है,
इस देश का भविष्य कितना Bright है|
इस देश का भविष्य कितना Bright है|
I know many such lines can be added to it. If you feel like adding a few lines, just drop a comment. I will include them with your signature in this poem.
नानाजी आपकी बात आज भी कितनी Right है,
कुछ समस्याएं तो अभी भी उतनी ही Tight है|
परन्तु आर्थिक रूप से स्तिथी हमारी काफी Strong है,
और पश्चिमी ताकतें साबित हुई Wrong है|
खेलो में भी हमारा बढ़ रहा Hold है,
भारतीय क्रिकेट से तो दुनिया हुई Bold है|
इन चुनावों के बाद तो देश के Left भी हो गए Right है,
हमें निरंतर प्रयत्न की ज़रुरत slight है, फिर हम गर्व से कह सकेंगे की,
हमारा भविष्य सच में Bright है|
हमारा भविष्य सच में Bright है|
Aaj ki taaza khabar @ NITDGP
It will be one of the longest post in my blog. Plagiarism as you may call, but I own the right to reproduce the content of which I was a part of. A proof of what friendship actually means in Engg college, the life in its most humorous form, and that is non derogatory sarcasm.
Folks this is from one of the postings of one of our Orkut community "Aaj ki taaza khabar @ NITDGP" and it truly gives all sorts of proof that how "vela" we all were in our final year. Those were really best moments in the college. However, very unfortunately later on things became very awful amongst the so very lovely freindship of ours. But things are over now, and everyone is doing well. Please go thorugh the posts and feel nostalgic, yeah thats the intention, to make you feel damn nostalgic, and if you feel like crying for losing all those moments then you can do so in the comments section. This also reveals a few of the dark secrets of our campus, which are still unknown to our parents. So please avoid virals which may reach the parents.
Folks this is from one of the postings of one of our Orkut community "Aaj ki taaza khabar @ NITDGP" and it truly gives all sorts of proof that how "vela" we all were in our final year. Those were really best moments in the college. However, very unfortunately later on things became very awful amongst the so very lovely freindship of ours. But things are over now, and everyone is doing well. Please go thorugh the posts and feel nostalgic, yeah thats the intention, to make you feel damn nostalgic, and if you feel like crying for losing all those moments then you can do so in the comments section. This also reveals a few of the dark secrets of our campus, which are still unknown to our parents. So please avoid virals which may reach the parents.
10/26/07 AZHAR aaj ka khabar 26-10-07
1.aaj chunnu aur uske wing ka peene ka plan hai aab dekhna hoga ki out kaun nahi hota hai kyon ki almost sab hi ho jayenge.
10/26/07 Rohin Chaurasiawelcome to the jungle....
are aaj SIR aur GOYAL DA ghar se jungle ko waapas laut chuke hai....
10/26/07DeCent dEvil.. main dawe ke saath keh sakta hoon ki chunnu out nahi hoga kyunki chunnu "FAULAAD" ka bana hai aur use daru jaisi cheezon ka nasha nahi hota
hehhe
hehhe
10/26/07
1st Anniversary@ jab dc aa hi gaya hai toh bakchodi toh hogi hi.............dc ko salam...........
10/26/07 \3 \ K \ R /-\ N bhai kapil aaj se do din ke baad wing mein khabhi nahi dikhega....so wing walon jaldi jaldi mil lo....
10/26/07 Sunny Agarwal.. ....abhi ki tajaa khabar .........chunnu ko hua hai jukaam ...isiliye aaj maarenge ko rum......
10/26/07alok@ Bikiran
kripa kar k aap aaj ki taaza khabar par concentrate karein... do din baad ki nahi..... community k naam ki garima ko banayein rakhein.....
10/26/07hell's angel
10/26/07DeCent dEvil..
10/26/07 hell's angel
10/26/07alok
10/26/07 Rahul
10/26/07vikas
nokameikto arikitojiriki...."> 10/26/07 PAwaN SInghi-->
10/26/07 vikas
| 10/26/07Sunny Agarwal.. ....... bhaiyon ......chunnu ne abhi abhi decide kia hai ki woh aaj dinner nahi karenge .........par kyun ??? ......ne gusses ?? 10/26/07\3 \ K \ R /-\ N abe navpreet sachin aur pawar da ne maal mara yeah kya taja khabar ho sakti hai......i m litle bit confused....??? 10/26/07Sunny Agarwal.. vishvast sutro se pata chala hai ki.....anshuman ...jo ki kareeban 5:30 baje shaam ko ......hall 9 ke peeche se gandhi more ki pre jaane wale raaste pe dekhe gaye the ......abhi tak laute nahi hain .......... 10/26/07 \3 \ K \ R /-\ N haan bhai sayad unko fungus ki padeshani ne fir se apne majboot sikhanje mein zakar rakha hai 10/26/07alok@bikiran newspaper mein roz loot maar , murder n kidnapping hi hoti hai... par fir bhi woh taaza khabar hai..... maal aaj laaya gay hai... aaj shaam.. taaza taaza..... isliye taaza khabar hai ye..... n pawar saahab joing dis maal party fr d last time as he announced at gandhi more...... so pawar sahab all d best 10/26/07Sunny Agarwal.. kal subah se ravi da ka jhoops khul rha hai ........so more gandhi more aur DI 10/26/07 AZHAR abhi abhi taaza kahabar yeh aayi hai ki angshu-man bawla pande aur ustad ke saath dekhe gaye hai ..gandhi mode mai 10/26/07Sunny Agarwal.. sriman choksey ne aaj kai dinon ke ghor upwas ke baad .........khush hokar ...raat ka khana khane ka nirnay liya hai ......... |
10/26/07hell's angeltaaza khabar
aaj ki khabar mein di gayi khabar k aaj pandey daddu k pass nahin jayega ki pushti nahi ki ja sakti hai................kyonki jab bawla daddu k pass jata hai tab saari duniya so rahi hoti hai....................waise bhi chahe duniya upar se neeche ho jaye...yaa chunnu daaru chod de.........yaa humara college mein padhai hone lage ..................pandey daddu k yahan jaana nahin chodd sakta haiiiiiiiiiii.......................
10/26/07DeCent dEvil..aur nit canteen me jab chauksey ji khaana khane hi wale the unhe chunnu ki cigg ke dhuen ke karan bhayankar khansi ho gayi...thik waise hi jaise pagal kutte ko hoti hai
isliye aap logon se nivedan hai ki jab chunnu kahin pe ciggi peeta dikhai de to bhoolke bhi paas na jaayein warna ye aapki sehat ke liye hanikarak siddh ho sakta hai..
isliye aap logon se nivedan hai ki jab chunnu kahin pe ciggi peeta dikhai de to bhoolke bhi paas na jaayein warna ye aapki sehat ke liye hanikarak siddh ho sakta hai..
10/26/07 hell's angeltaaza khabar
aaj ki taaza khabar ka naya update....................
vikas ko kisi anjaan no se call aaya hai ...............
aur humari gupt sootro k anusaar woh kisi neha aka pooja naam ki ladki ke dost ka tha aur us ladki ne kaha hi abhi neha ko call mat karo ABHI kyon ki abhi PHONE PAPA K PASS HAI........baad mein zaroor call karna................yeh soochna bahut hi akhand aadharo per sthith hai is liye kripya isse mazak nahin samjhe...........
tip of the day [\red] :: yeh aam soochna hai ki anil kisi bhi ladki k liye kisi bhi dost ka kaat sakta hai.............kabhie bhi.....................to yaaaro chain se soona hai to jaago..
vikas ko kisi anjaan no se call aaya hai ...............
aur humari gupt sootro k anusaar woh kisi neha aka pooja naam ki ladki ke dost ka tha aur us ladki ne kaha hi abhi neha ko call mat karo ABHI kyon ki abhi PHONE PAPA K PASS HAI........baad mein zaroor call karna................yeh soochna bahut hi akhand aadharo per sthith hai is liye kripya isse mazak nahin samjhe...........
tip of the day [\red] :: yeh aam soochna hai ki anil kisi bhi ladki k liye kisi bhi dost ka kaat sakta hai.............kabhie bhi.....................to yaaaro chain se soona hai to jaago..
10/26/07aloklaut aaya CHANDRA...........
aaj canteen mein khana khate samay.. humein saubhagaya se us prani k dharshan hue jink naam se hi chaaron dishayon ka ghor andhera dur ho jata hai.... ji haan.. sahi pehchana aapne.... one n only CHANDRA... ASHISH CHANDRA.... jo ki Lucknow ki dharti ko pawan kark laut aaye hain.......
Chandra ne lko se durgapur ki journey ,jo ki aam taur par 18 ghate ki hoti hai, ko 29 ghanton mein pura kark ek naya kirtimaan haasil kiya hai..... shayad train k driver ko pata tha ki train mein shri shri .. 1008 shri chandra ji maharaj trave;l kar rahe hain......
jai ho chandra dev ki....
Chandra ne lko se durgapur ki journey ,jo ki aam taur par 18 ghate ki hoti hai, ko 29 ghanton mein pura kark ek naya kirtimaan haasil kiya hai..... shayad train k driver ko pata tha ki train mein shri shri .. 1008 shri chandra ji maharaj trave;l kar rahe hain......
jai ho chandra dev ki....
10/26/07 RahulNAMASTE!!!
abhi abhi so ke utha aur pata chala ki POLO-SUDO-MAN daru peeene gaya hai isliye phir se sone ja rha hoon....
jenhe bhi bachna ho kripa apne apne rooms band karke light off kar le aur jitna bhi khat khataya jaye, darwaza na khole!!!!!
jenhe bhi bachna ho kripa apne apne rooms band karke light off kar le aur jitna bhi khat khataya jaye, darwaza na khole!!!!!
10/26/07vikasbreaking news
powae aur navpreet aur sachin g***a maar rahe hae hai
pawar ke room par.....powar maggi bana raha hai jisk khani hai aa jaye
pawar ke room par.....powar maggi bana raha hai jisk khani hai aa jaye
nokameikto arikitojiriki...."> 10/26/07 PAwaN SInghi-->Extra offer !!
Maggi khatam hone par Pawar ki ghar se layi kachoriyan di jayegi !!!!
10/26/07 vikasVISHESH SUCHNA................
abhi abhi khabar aayi ha ki maal aur daaru party ne gathbandhan kar liya hai aur PRABHU ne apni maggi ki suraksha k liye polo sudo man ko bulaya hai is karan aap ki jaan khatre mein ho sakti hai agar aap wahan jaane ki koshish kare ....................
10/26/07Navpreet
nokameikto arikitojiriki....">10/26/07 PAwaN SInghi-->
10/27/07 Navpreet
nokameikto arikitojiriki...."> 10/27/07 PAwaN SInghi-->
10/27/07Sunny Agarwal..
10/27/07 hell's angel
10/27/07.............
10/27/07 Lokesh Awasthy
10/27/07 vikas
10/27/07DeCent dEvil..
10/27/07hell's angel
** This is just one of the post, for more hilarious news and age old updates check that very community of ours.
10/26/07NavpreetConditions Apply.....
all those who come for maggi have to join the party and participate in it.... i guess u understood..... Tc bYe....
nokameikto arikitojiriki....">10/26/07 PAwaN SInghi--> Bikash ko sab community memeber ki taraf se hardik aabhar prakat karta hun !! jinhone humhe poloman ke kahar se bachne ke liye inti mahatawpooran suchna di !!!
10/27/07 Navpreetplz be genuin...
yeh bikash namak balak man ghadant baatein kar raha hai.... this news is wrong....
warning to all those who dont keep this in mind.... TaKe CaRe
warning to all those who dont keep this in mind.... TaKe CaRe
nokameikto arikitojiriki...."> 10/27/07 PAwaN SInghi-->Bikas ki membership par khatra !!
Uper mili gawahi ke tahat bikas ka is community main rahne par ab sawal utna chahiye !!! jhuti khabar fela kar vo logon ko gumrah karna chahte hain !!
10/27/07Sunny Agarwal..poloman ....5 peg maarne ke pachaaat .......jara sa out ho gaye hain .....abhi woh mishra ke room mein baithkar ......gtalk pe ek laude ko chaat rahe hain ...usse ashleel baatein kar rahe hain......................g unit ke logon se sadar nivendan hai ki woh kripa karke yahan aayein ....aur padam shri sudoman ko yahan se le jaayen
10/27/07 hell's angelbikaash da playboy
aaj ki taaza khabar ka naya update....................
vikas ko kisi anjaan no se call aaya hai ...............
aur humari gupt sootro k anusaar woh kisi neha aka pooja naam ki ladki ke dost ka tha aur us ladki ne kaha hi abhi neha ko call mat karo ABHI kyon ki abhi PHONE PAPA K PASS HAI........baad mein zaroor call karna................yeh soochna bahut hi akhand aadharo per sthith hai is liye kripya isse mazak nahin samjhe...........
vikas ko kisi anjaan no se call aaya hai ...............
aur humari gupt sootro k anusaar woh kisi neha aka pooja naam ki ladki ke dost ka tha aur us ladki ne kaha hi abhi neha ko call mat karo ABHI kyon ki abhi PHONE PAPA K PASS HAI........baad mein zaroor call karna................yeh soochna bahut hi akhand aadharo per sthith hai is liye kripya isse mazak nahin samjhe...........
10/27/07.............aaj subah
aaj main subah 8:51 AM par utha...
uthate hi room se bahar moothne nikala...
aur dekha ki sir aur pawar apne kapadon ko dhoop dikhaane
le jaa rahe the...sir ke loom par awasthy ki aatma poloman and co ki
jammu ki photos dekh raha tha...fir woh mere ko dekhkar hanste hue
bathroom ko ho liya..aur hanste hue hagne chalaa gayaa...
uthate hi room se bahar moothne nikala...
aur dekha ki sir aur pawar apne kapadon ko dhoop dikhaane
le jaa rahe the...sir ke loom par awasthy ki aatma poloman and co ki
jammu ki photos dekh raha tha...fir woh mere ko dekhkar hanste hue
bathroom ko ho liya..aur hanste hue hagne chalaa gayaa...
10/27/07 Lokesh Awasthy Muktansh AKA 'Mutth'aansh AKA Partner AKA ACE AKA GUPTAANG ghar se wapas aa gaye hain..unke paas laddoon aur mithaiyon ka poora zakhira hai!!
10/27/07 vikas abhu abhi khabar aayi hai kya woh zakhira abhi abhi khatam ho gaya hai .................
aur apne guptang bbhaiya sone ki koshish kar rahe hain ...........is karan koi use disturb karne naa jaaye..........
aur apne guptang bbhaiya sone ki koshish kar rahe hain ...........is karan koi use disturb karne naa jaaye..........
10/27/07DeCent dEvil.. mujhe abhi apne vishvasniya sutron se pata chala hai ki aaj shayad dopahar 3-4 baje ke aas paas bhukamp aane ki sambhawna hai .
isliye sabhi logon se nivedan hai ki sambhal kar rahein..
agyaat sutron se pata chala hai dhunna namak vishaalkay prani aaj hostel me wapis aa jaega is liye hostel ka cetre of mass and equilibirium shift hone ke poore chances hain jisse ki bhukamp aa sakta hai...
isiliye kripya dopahar ke baad apna dhyan rakhein aur band kamron se bahar nikalein warna aisa bhi ho sakta hai ki kahin aap un band kamron mein hamesha ke liye band ho jayein
over and out.
deepak..
aaj ki taaza khabar
isliye sabhi logon se nivedan hai ki sambhal kar rahein..
agyaat sutron se pata chala hai dhunna namak vishaalkay prani aaj hostel me wapis aa jaega is liye hostel ka cetre of mass and equilibirium shift hone ke poore chances hain jisse ki bhukamp aa sakta hai...
isiliye kripya dopahar ke baad apna dhyan rakhein aur band kamron se bahar nikalein warna aisa bhi ho sakta hai ki kahin aap un band kamron mein hamesha ke liye band ho jayein
over and out.
deepak..
aaj ki taaza khabar
10/27/07hell's angelDOGA (kutte) ka aatank
doston sochiye ki aap gehri naand mein so rahe hoon aur sapna dekh rahe ho ki aap shikar per gaye hain...............apne apne shikar k jigar per nishana lagaya aur woh dard se karha ne laga...................per yeh kya sapna toot jane k baad bhi karhne ki aawaz aa rahi hai..............................haan doston yeh koi dokha nahin hai ....................
humare hi hall ke humare hi wing mein ek kutta hai jo chori chipe logon k roomm mein chuppp kar so jata hai ...........................uska aisa karne ke kahi karan ho sakte hain....jaise ki woh kutaa humare beach mein reh kar konfuse ho gaya hai ki woh bhi hum mein se ek hai aur kisi k bhi room per so sakta hai..........ya ho sakta hai ki woh observe kar raha ho ki ek engg aue ek kutte mein kya fark hai...................per sabse alag ek rai yeh hai ki woh kutta LH ka JASOOS ya AGENT hai jo yahan ki khabrein wahan pahunchane ka kam kar raha hai...................
kaaran koi bhi ho per kutte k aatank se koi bhi nahin bacha .....hai raat hote ho sab appne room band kar so jaate hain.............kutte ko kisi room se bhagaye jaane per saare log apna room band kar lete hain taki kutta unke room mein na aa jaye...
is liye doston doston kutta ya kaha jaye ki hall 4 ka aatank yakaha jaye ki DOGA se bachna ho to humesha sawdhan rahe.........
...................................chain se sona hai to jaago..................................
humare hi hall ke humare hi wing mein ek kutta hai jo chori chipe logon k roomm mein chuppp kar so jata hai ...........................uska aisa karne ke kahi karan ho sakte hain....jaise ki woh kutaa humare beach mein reh kar konfuse ho gaya hai ki woh bhi hum mein se ek hai aur kisi k bhi room per so sakta hai..........ya ho sakta hai ki woh observe kar raha ho ki ek engg aue ek kutte mein kya fark hai...................per sabse alag ek rai yeh hai ki woh kutta LH ka JASOOS ya AGENT hai jo yahan ki khabrein wahan pahunchane ka kam kar raha hai...................
kaaran koi bhi ho per kutte k aatank se koi bhi nahin bacha .....hai raat hote ho sab appne room band kar so jaate hain.............kutte ko kisi room se bhagaye jaane per saare log apna room band kar lete hain taki kutta unke room mein na aa jaye...
is liye doston doston kutta ya kaha jaye ki hall 4 ka aatank yakaha jaye ki DOGA se bachna ho to humesha sawdhan rahe.........
...................................chain se sona hai to jaago..................................
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